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Quit drinkin the Koolaid!!! You say your iPad and all the widgets you added to it can do almost everything your laptop can? I got news for you… My Laptop can too and cost a whole lot less.

I will just sit back and let all you that keep throwing money at Apple think on this for a moment and I will wait for the hate comments to start. Meanwhile, I am laughing at you. :-)
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I am a coffee filter! :-)

My social media marketing is powered by coffee. How fitting that I am now calling myself a coffee filter… Can you relate?
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Chicken and football? Seriously? Well sure…

Though there is purpose and no random circling and certainly no blood, social media marketing is a bit like a chicken running down the field with its head cut off. :-)
You social media professionals know exactly what I’m talking about
Robert M. Caruso
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A spoonful of coffee helps the social media go down. Not as if it ‘s bad like medicine, but more like rocket fuel.

That’s why we require really big spoons!
Robert M. Caruso
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Pretty amazing how some people SEEM influential on Klout. Appearances can be deceiving.

I literally could pump my Klout score to much higher levels artificially. But what does that give me? Especially when my actual real results decline from doing so. Focus your social media marketing on real results and stop holding fake experts with high scores in such high esteem and certainly don’t ask them for +K!
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Well not really nuts, but is your mouth full?

I mean are you posting too much, saying too much and making it all about you? Be sure you are pacing with your audience and providing value in your streams. Your social media marketing shouldn’t be rude, messy or packed with YOU!
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Social media marketing moves at a pretty fast clip. There is no speed limit.

If you have enough coffee, that is. :-)
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Ha! I laugh in your face… There’s no such thing as a social media expert, guru, ninja or master.

You can make all the excuses you want, but when what you do doesn’t match what you tell others to do, what you call yourself doesn’t matter. You are a laughing stalk, plain and simple.
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Just a little clue for you, your social media marketing should be fun. Don’t let it be so serious!

Some of the best content and conversations that lead to relationships is humorous. Be human and have a little fun with your social media management. Loosen up like this chillin dog! :-)
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Social Media is more than tagging, mentioning and retweeting others.

Be sure you take it deeper by actually having conversation and building relationships. Relationships are where revenue is derived.
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